Merchant of Clouds

"Are you or aren't you going to eat your soup, you bloody old cloud merchant?" Jeanne Duval shouted, hitting Baudelaire on the back as he sat daydreaming out the window. Baudelaire was startled. Then he laughed like hell, waving his spoon in the air like a wand changing the room into a painting by Salvador Dali, changing the room into a painting by Van Gogh.

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In The Womb 

These amazing photos of baby animals in the womb were captured by scientists using a combination of high-tech ultrasound scans, tiny cameras and computer graphics, and were featured on National Geographic’s ‘In The Womb’ series. 

Welcome to Tumblr, where we coin new terms, such as “Creepdorable.”

Das rassis.

Das rassis.

Video Gamers Really Do See More

camplr:

I wonder if people are more likely to become gamers if they are naturally adroit at memory and cognition (thus predisposing gamers to being better at deciphering visual information), or if it’s actually the training from playing games that creates this skill. Surely, gaming refines it in either case.

I was always pretty quick and observant, even as a child. And I was born way back in the day, when Atari was still a thing.

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

The look of disapproval on the middle girl’s face is just the icing on the cake.

And put your phone away when you’re driving, goddamnit.

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awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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Fabergé Fractals

Scotland-based laser physicist-turned-artist and web developer Tom Beddard, aka subBlue, has produced a number of intriguing geometric forms he refers to as Fabergé Fractals. Like an ornate Fabergé egg, Beddard’s creations boast brilliant and intricate design patterns. The English artist uses a formulaic method to create his digitally rendered three-dimensional models.

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Monster rugs

Joshua Ben Longo has crafted up his own version of monster furniture,  the rug measures 36×50 inches and is made up of polymer clay (for the mouth) and wool felt pieces shaped like leaves. Everything is handmade and comes in two colors of your choosing. 

actegratuit:

Just only 13 years old, Zev (Fiddle Oak) creates a fantasy dreamland through his photographs. His camera is named Betsy. Zev’s sister and assistant Nellie is 17. They enjoy working and creating together. The magic of Fiddle Oak cannot be described in words; no word that already exists can accurately sum up the extreme talent and wonder of Zev and Nellie. 

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Can someone ask this man if he’d consider donating sperm?

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